“Oh no, actually Polly is my favourite song off Nevermind, actually” – no, you’re wrong, it’s your favourite song because it’s immediately followed by the crazed noisefest Territorial Pissings. And now that you know it’s true, you also realise that quiet-loud-quiet basically means boring-exciting-boring, doesn’t it?Ĭome on, no-one is waiting for the quiet bits, unless you’re talking about the really quiet bit in Bullet With Butterfly Wings, but you’re only waiting for that because it gets really loud again straight after. “Well Beavis, if they didn't have like a part of the song that sucked, then it's like, the other part wouldn't be as cool'. My bunghole will speak now.The next line, an efficiently brutal takedown of what made rock songs in the 90s so exciting, is this: Guardin of the great bunghole.' - | MP3 | WAV

Cornholio - 'Yes, Mister President.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Cornholio - '.I want all of your crappochinno!' - | MP3 | WAV.

Cornholio - 'I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole' - | MP3 | WAV.

Cornholio - 'Trick or Treat, son of a b*tch!' - | MP3 | WAV.

Cornholio - 'Bungholio, bungholio.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'Damn it, damn it, son of a b*tch.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'Damn, we're smooth.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'Ahh, my liver, my liver!' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'We'd all like to go home.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'You sat on it, Lardbutt.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis and Butthead - Laughing - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'Damn it, this alway happens.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Beavis - 'I poop too much!' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead - 'Dude, you stink!' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead - 'Don't make me smack you.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead - 'Hey, my butt itches.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead - 'It doesn't get any better than this, dude.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead -'This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Butthead - 'This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.' - | MP3 | WAV.

Anderson - 'What in the hell?' - | MP3 | WAV

The TV series, created by MTV, follows the two rockers who are not the sharpest tools in the shed but for some reason we couldn’t stop watching them. Beavis and Butthead are an irreverent duo suffering through life in the 1990’s.

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